Hi, my name is Ryan! I came into this world on November 15, 1996, at seven in the morning. Iryan027.jpg (21836 bytes) came out all peacefully and happy, till some guy started spanking me on the behind, which made me mad so I cried.

Well, that's all over now. My favorite thing to do is go outside. I love playing with the hose and getting all wet.  Sometimes my parents don't understand me when I want to go out - they expect me to play with some furry stuffed animal or something. I also like taking a bath, that way I can get even with my parents and get them all wet.

My other hobbies include playing with toy cars, and throwing mom's books down the stairs. Oh, my favorite toy for the longest time was this neat phone that made cool noises. My parents don't let me play with the real phone, so I cry to get even with them.

I also like to drool, scream, and yell on occasion.

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